"Firefli7 : i'm horny damnit
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Heard by Tori and Arielle....
Spoiled 4 year old (pointing at magazine): Hey daddy, we should get that movie!
The Kid's Daddy (talking fast): What? The Puppetry of the Penis??????
Lexy (to Jeremy, who is acting particularly pissy): Have an orgasmic day!
Hirsch (just entering, completely oblivious to the convo): Now that's what I wanna hear!
Peter: My mom has webbed feet.
Hirsch: Will you PLEASE START THE FUCKING FILM?!?
Class: *Gasp*
Hirsch (red face): Oh shhh....oh darn.
Mrs. Curran: So Alex, what did you do this weekend?
Alex: Well I got these sick new shoes, for free too! (holds up a loafer)
Mrs. Curran: Free? Did you steal them Alex?
Alex: Ummm...yeah.
Mrs. Curran: From where? Famous Footwear?
Alex: *Shrug, Grinning*
Adam: Seriously though, people, entire families, were filling up garbage bags and taking them.
Mrs. Curran: Are you sure about that?
Adam: No really, you can go up to a clerk and be like "How much is this?" and they'll be like "How much do you have?"
Mrs. Curran: We need to work on our morales.
Kate (referring to Lindsay): Naah, she's not easy. She's horizontally accessible.
Reed: Lexy's an Amazon chic.
D.M.: Aren't Amazons extinct?
Lexy: Thanks. I'm an extinct chic.
Hirsch: I love to see students makin' love to them nuggets.
"Hi! We're in the basement! Come on in.... Unless you have a gun, in which
case, YOU ARE BAD! GO AWAY! -- Mary"
(Found taped to front door at a Super Bowl party)
Matt: I may have touched it, but I never ate it.
Lexy: Yes Dino, my boobs are jealous of my ass.
Anthony: I like to think of mine as "Little Joe".
Rob: I call mine Russel.
Anthony: Russel?
Rob: Russel, the love muscle.
